8 Funny Quotes About Work Stress

Funny Quotes About Work StressReal estate appraisal is an exciting and enjoyable profession—for the most part. But every appraiser knows that the job can be stressful at times, especially for those who are self-employed. If you’re having a hectic or frustrating day on the job, it helps to have a sense of humor. Here are some super funny quotes about work stress that we hope will brighten your day.

Typical workweek stress

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.” — John Wagner


“‘Yay! It’s the weekend!’ Said nobody who is self-employed.”


Dealing with incompetence

“My day could be more efficient if I didn’t have to spend 90% of it following up on other people’s incompetence.”


Too busy for stress

“There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” ­— Henry Kissinger


Do you struggle with time management? Check out these Time Management Tips and Tools for Appraisers.

Overwhelmed by stress

“I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.”


Benefits of stress?

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”


Stress relief?

“I’ve tried meditation, but I find stress less boring.”


For actual stress relief tips, read our post: Stress Management Tips and Other Resources for Overworked Appraisers.

Dark humor

“When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.”


For more chuckles, check out our posts: 9 Funny Quotes for the Self-Employed Appraiser and Hilarious Encounters from Real-Life Appraisers.

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